Bass Playing Gifts

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Dogs play the double bass

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Marimba

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Concert Pianist.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

No Elgar!

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Orchestra.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Theorbo

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Jazz is Invented

Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Italica

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Guitar Man.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.