Bass Player Gifts

"Sorry, we already have a bass player."

The Bass Player

"Well, shoot! This happens every time Walt plays that intense walking bass line!"

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

Bootsy Collins

Cats play the double bass

Dogs play the double bass

Double bass skating

Mice playing double bass

Bass Camp

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Dynamite little combo

Loud mouth bass.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Double Bass Jumpers.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

Red hot little combo

'...and on Bass...'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Imagine Dragons

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."