Bass Player Mugs

"Sorry, we already have a bass player."

The Bass Player

"Well, shoot! This happens every time Walt plays that intense walking bass line!"

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

Cats play the double bass

Dogs play the double bass

Double bass skating

Mice playing double bass

Bass Camp

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Dynamite little combo

Loud mouth bass.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Double Bass Jumpers.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Only caught one, eh."

Music for car stereos

Red hot little combo

'...and on Bass...'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Turn down the bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle