Bass Boss Mugs

Double Bass.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Hank, I think we've been spending too much time bass fishing.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Loud mouth bass.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Dynamite little combo

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Double Bass Jumpers.

Mice playing double bass

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

Red hot little combo

'...and on Bass...'

"FISH ON"

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Imagine Dragons

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."