Bass Boss Gifts

Double Bass.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Hank, I think we've been spending too much time bass fishing.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dynamite little combo

Loud mouth bass.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Mice playing double bass

"Only caught one, eh."

Red hot little combo

Music for car stereos

'...and on Bass...'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Turn down the bass."

Imagine Dragons

"FISH ON"

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."