Bouquet Catching Champion Pillows

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

A Creature WAS Stirring

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"You know very well what fish!"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Born to play ball.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Hoppety Hop

Say it with flowers

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Easter Hare

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'I always tweak my back during these Dinosaur Easter Egg hunts.'