Bouquet Catcher Pillows

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Sleigh ride!

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

Say it with flowers

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

"I trust you've fully experienced the bouquet?"

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

"Your description of the wine's bouquet was elegant, but are you sure that's not my feet?"

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

'Florist' 'I'm 92' 'Get away!'

Fisherman takes his prize catch to bed.

Fishing Catch Photos.

"Oops... That could be trouble."

'One develops a nose...'

A snake pretending to be a broom handle