Bouquet Catcher Pillows

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Sleigh ride!

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Say it with flowers

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Florist' 'I'm 92' 'Get away!'

Fisherman takes his prize catch to bed.

Fishing Catch Photos.

"Oops... That could be trouble."

'One develops a nose...'

A snake pretending to be a broom handle