Bouquet Appreciator Pillows

'One develops a nose...'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Cow Kong

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

Sue Perkins

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Say it with flowers

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Maradona memorial.

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

"Have you got it in beige?"

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"These decorative watermelons are tastier."

"I trust you've fully experienced the bouquet?"

"Your description of the wine's bouquet was elegant, but are you sure that's not my feet?"

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

Bird house envy.

'Florist' 'I'm 92' 'Get away!'

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba

Genie caught on the toilet.