Bouquet Appreciator Pillows

'One develops a nose...'

Cow Kong

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Have you got it in beige?"

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"Are you binge watching again?"

Maradona memorial.

Say it with flowers

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"These decorative watermelons are tastier."

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

Bird house envy.

'Florist' 'I'm 92' 'Get away!'

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba

Genie caught on the toilet.

'Dad, will you lend me your apron? My new boyfriend's coming to visit.'