Catch Champions Gifts

Angling Competition

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Missing you.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"You know very well what fish!"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'I got one this small.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Born to play ball.

Fisherman Funneral

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Determined fisherman

'You only caught one?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fisherman.

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'