Catch Master Gifts

'You know very well 'what fish'!'

Missing you.

"River well stocked this year."

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Want a jar to put them in?'

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

The one that got away

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Fish don't like worms.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"It's a setup."

Musician's Fishing Trip

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Worm Ate The Fish.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Born to play ball.