Catch Craftsman Gifts

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The one that got away

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

"Lovely dovetail."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Education and Apprenticeships

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Missing you.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Barry turned his cats' disgusting habit into a lovely art form.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Raw Piano Bar

Stage producer.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Pinochio's Computer

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Woodwork