Catapult Craftsman Gifts

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

The Vineyard

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Arts and crafts

D.I.Y

Multitool Knife

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

The Sculptor

'I had a cough at the time!'

Pelican and Origami

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Stage producer.

Raw Piano Bar

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Christmas Craftwork

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Pottery

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"