Catapult Crafter Gifts

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"He's an abstract artist."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Brain Power

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"I had to get braces."

Wooly mammoth

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Boating trip

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

Life Drawing Class

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

Garden Art

Venus Fly Trap

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'Are you trying to tell me that you don't want to go to school?'

God Knitting a Sheep