Catapult Creator Gifts

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Congratulations on your retirement!

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Things are looking up!"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Lighting a Pipe

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Decoying the Giraffe

Convergent Fauna

"Relax, Smithers. I put my pants on one leg at a time like any other man. Except like now, of course, when I'm not wearing any."

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

'Are you trying to tell me that you don't want to go to school?'

The buck stops here. However, ultimately it gets passed on to activist stockholders who want to run the show.

Catching Young Tarpon

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."

New Thought Bulb