Catapult Aficionado Gifts

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Turn your head and laugh.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."