Catapult Aficionado Gifts

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Clown Wife

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."