Catalogue Catapult Lover Gifts

"Load the holiday catalogues."

Cat in a tank...

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Green Balloon

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Space exploration"

Movies vs. Films

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Birthday Racing Car

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Clandestine cows.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Chameleon and TV

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Camouflage Pram

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Knights

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

"Great launch party"

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Trustworthy Authority.

RAF plane ride.

Comic Book Balloons

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Would you like to dance?"