Catalogue Catapult Lover Mugs

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Cat in a tank...

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Green Balloon

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Space exploration"

Birthday Racing Car

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Clandestine cows.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Chameleon and TV

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Knights

Camouflage Pram

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Trustworthy Authority.

RAF plane ride.

"Great launch party"

57th Birthday balloons

Comic Book Balloons

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Eros, Piccadilly Circus