Catapult Craftsman Mugs

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

The Vineyard

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Arts and crafts

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

D.I.Y

The Sculptor

Multitool Knife

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Pelican and Origami

'I had a cough at the time!'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Christmas Craftwork

Stage producer.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Raw Piano Bar

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Pottery

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'