Castle Crafter Mugs

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Building Sandcastles.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Man in a Tuxedo

Cross-country knitting.

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Wooly mammoth

Moog invented the blog.

Miniature Golf.

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

Castle Cat Flap

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

Seafront Hotel.

Boating trip

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

Venus Fly Trap

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

Garden Art

Early Battering Rams

Octopus and Swordfish

Writer's Block

'Son,you're beginning to get on my wick.'

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."