Castle Crafter T-Shirts

Building Sandcastles.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Man in a Tuxedo

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

Wooly mammoth

Miniature Golf.

Moog invented the blog.

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

Boating trip

Seafront Hotel.

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

Castle Cat Flap

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

Venus Fly Trap

Garden Art

Writer's Block

Octopus and Swordfish

'Son,you're beginning to get on my wick.'

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

"So wait - Dana can ferment kombucha, Jason took a spoon-whittling course, I'm a barista, and Lisa has bookshop experience. We're going to be fine."