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'Somebody has to look out for the middle class.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Building Sandcastles.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Hello from the shed.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Fairytale prince and princess

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

"Friend or foe?"