Castle Building T-Shirts

Air boulder.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

Building Sandcastles.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"I have to pee!"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Fairytale prince and princess

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'