Castle Building Gifts

Air boulder.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Building Sandcastles.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Fairytale prince and princess

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Knight walking a dog.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'