Castle Architecture Gifts

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

King paper plane.

Oh, you're right. We did use this boulder before.

'Ms. Peters, the decorator forgot the draw bridge.'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Ironing board.

'You can also check out my podcast.'

"I keep telling you - vertigo is NOT a fear of heights!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Building Sandcastles.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Knight walking a dog.

Fairytale prince and princess