Castle Builders Gifts

Seafront Hotel.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Building Sandcastles.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

D.I.Y with dad.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Knight walking a dog.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

Scratching the door to get out is easy --- it's getting back in that's the problem.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Bricklayers in goal.

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

The Kingfisher

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"