'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'
Fortress Builder Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves constructing and designing their own strongholds? Our unique collection of items celebrates fortress builders with witty designs and clever messages, ideal for artists, architects, and DIY enthusiasts. Whether they’re working on real castles or just creating their dream fort at home, these products add a playful touch to their passion. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their love of building and creativity, making every project and moment more fun!
What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.
"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."
"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."
"Werewolves of London..."
D.I.Y with dad.
Toys and environmental pollution
'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'
We have a dream....
"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."
Diplomacy Between Cuba and US
"Stay-at-home Snowdad."
'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'
Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'
LEGO profits.
Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'
'Let's meet halfway.'
'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'
Rancher builds fence around angry bull.
'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'
"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."
"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."
Obama visits Cuba
"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."
No New Deal!
Graduation. It's the start of graduation season. Many students today have double majors. He studied law and literature because he liked the idea of "poetic justice." She earned degrees in structural engineering and international relations --- She'll literally and figuratively build bridges! With Botany and Psychology degrees, he'll be a therapist turning over a new leaf. And here comes a young woman who studied math and theology. She's a grateful person who always counts her blessings!
Self-sacrifice to aid others
'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'
'The governor would like a word with you.'
"I consider myself bipartisan-curious."
Seafront Hotel.
"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."
"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"
A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull
"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"
Fortress Builder Gifts Collection
Fortress Builder Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate fortress builders with clever, humorous designs—ideal for starting their day with inspiration.
Fortress Builder Pillows
Find cozy pillows that pay homage to fortress builders—great for decorating a creative space or fortress.
Fortress Builder Prints
Browse art prints that capture the spirit of fortress building—perfect for inspiring their next project.
Fortress Builder T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted for creative fortress builders—fun, witty, and perfect for showcasing their passion.