Figurine Fortress Builder Gifts

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"He lives in a block of flats"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'It's a self-build.'

Jack and the Snowman.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Bricklayer

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Lego!"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

A-1 security from crime....

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

"Beware of everything."

Internet Security

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"It may be a sack of bricks to you, but to me, it's the culmination of lifetime of practice."

No, I don't want to build a fort.

"At least these trains are on time...!"