Digital Fortress Builder Gifts

Internet Security

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Internet Cafe.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Cyberwarfare

Spam.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

Your computer is not fully protected...

'Halt! User name and password.'