Desk Fort Builder Gifts

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

D.I.Y with dad.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

Why some marriages work

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

Bricklayer

Sitting down

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'Not now, mother! I'm assembling my sexy wall unit.'

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'And this is your desk.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

A-1 security from crime....

"The Great Ikeamids"

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

"Beware of everything."

Internet Security

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."

The man who got the contract for making the furniture for the top offices of the 'Shard'.

"With or without directions this time?"