Office Fortress Enthusiast Gifts

"When it comes down to it, Jim, security is a personal responsibility."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

You are here.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Free Range Employees.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Responsibility and duties

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Corporate Whore.

Desk shaped like an office block.

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"