Office Fortress Enthusiast Mugs

"When it comes down to it, Jim, security is a personal responsibility."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Free Range Employees.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Responsibility and duties

401K

Corporate Whore.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Female business.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Office Park