Desk Fort Builder Pillows

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

D.I.Y with dad.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Why some marriages work

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

Bricklayer

Sitting down

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Not now, mother! I'm assembling my sexy wall unit.'

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

"Beware of everything."

A-1 security from crime....

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'And this is your desk.'

"The Great Ikeamids"

Internet Security

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."

"With or without directions this time?"

"When it comes down to it, Jim, security is a personal responsibility."