Figurine Fortress Builder Pillows

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"He lives in a block of flats"

Jack and the Snowman.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

Bricklayer

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

"Lego!"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

A-1 security from crime....

"Beware of everything."

Internet Security

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

"It may be a sack of bricks to you, but to me, it's the culmination of lifetime of practice."

"At least these trains are on time...!"

'With luck, Christmas will be sometime around the day after tomorrow!'