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Internet Security

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Privacy - Surveillance

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Internet Cafe.

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Your computer is not fully protected...