Fort Builder Gifts

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Werewolves of London..."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'