Diy Fortress Builder Gifts

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Extra innings.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Safe harbour

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'Do it again.'

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."