Diy Fortress Builder Gifts

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

Safe harbour

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'Do it again.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

"Beware of everything."