Fortress Builder Mugs

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Werewolves of London..."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

D.I.Y with dad.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

We have a dream....

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'Let's meet halfway.'

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Obama visits Cuba

No New Deal!

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Self-sacrifice to aid others

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'The governor would like a word with you.'

"I consider myself bipartisan-curious."

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

Seafront Hotel.

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'