Home Fortress Builder Mugs

The stag at bay.

A-1 security from crime....

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

How to Build a Bungalow

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

Woodpecker House

Safe harbour

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

Another fine home by McKlosy Construction Co.

Seafront Hotel.

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"Millimetres or centimetres? Check the plan."

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'D I Y log cabin for sale'