Home Fortress Builder Prints

The stag at bay.

A-1 security from crime....

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

How to Build a Bungalow

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Woodpecker House

Safe harbour

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

Another fine home by McKlosy Construction Co.

Seafront Hotel.

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"Millimetres or centimetres? Check the plan."

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'D I Y log cabin for sale'

"Beware of everything."

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'