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Safe harbour

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

No Soliciting

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

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'Your father installed a security system.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Hello, security.'

'No Trespissing'

Beware of the dog.

"My dad put in a new security system."

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

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"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'