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Safe harbour

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

No Soliciting

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Adopt your wireless home security system today!

'Your father installed a security system.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Hello, security.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"My dad put in a new security system."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Beware of Watchdog

'No Trespissing'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'