Fence Builder Gifts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'