Fencing Gifts

"Touche!"

"My first impression is that the victim was probably a lousy referee."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

"Okay, I think I've got the general thrust"

"I'm guessing his weak points are distance and footwork."

'Upper management still relies on resumes...boring!'

Fencing Club - Out to Lunge.

Fencing class 2nd floor.

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

'And that, Sir, is the main thrust of my argument.'

Bob switched from foil to epee when he heard that epee had no rules

A1 fencing solutions

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Fencing Lessons

"Hey. That's an illegal fencing move."

"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Unrequited Love

Zorro as a child.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Visitors to the shooting gallery

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

'Toupee !!'

A guy needs his fence fixed and a Fencing person turns up for the job, sword and all - 'Are you here for the fencing job...?'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Alternative acupuncture.

Fencing.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"They said you'd be challenging."

'Surely thou canst not believe I'll fall for that one!'