Fencer Gifts

Fencing Club - Out to Lunge.

"I'm guessing his weak points are distance and footwork."

Fencing class 2nd floor.

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

A1 fencing solutions

Zorro as a child.

Unrequited Love

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

A guy needs his fence fixed and a Fencing person turns up for the job, sword and all - 'Are you here for the fencing job...?'

Alternative acupuncture.

"I hate playing with pros!"

Sportsmen.

Sword Fight

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

The colonel soon regretted insulting the circus sword swallower.

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

"En guard!!"

"Toupee!"

'A little higher, please.'

Fencing Acupuncture.

'There was some benefit from the punto to his naris.'

'Toupee!'

"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Never thought I'd live to see the day when there'd be fencing on the open range."

Tales of Other Days - Sir Roger Clevelly's Swordsmanship

Thank you! That paper almost hit me in the head. The old saying is true ... Good fencers make good neighbors!

Pizza Fencing

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).