Fork Fencers Gifts

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"You and your daft inventions."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

A Fork-lift.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Businessman fences with three others.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'Have you been eating right?'

Acupuncture.

Pizza Fencing

Fencing Venn Graph

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Fencing Acupuncture.

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

Things get heated at the outing.

"I hate playing with pros!"