Fencers With Flair Gifts

'Toupee !!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Businessman fences with three others.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Pizza Fencing

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Acupuncture.

Fencing Venn Graph

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

'It has to have tall fences.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Fencing Acupuncture.

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"

Sword Fight

Things get heated at the outing.

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

"I hate playing with pros!"