Fencing Aficionado Gifts

"There's no way that foil is regulation!"

A Woman Shopping.

"Never thought I'd live to see the day when there'd be fencing on the open range."

'There was some benefit from the punto to his naris.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.

"You might want to think twice about overruling my objections, your honor. You're not the only one with a gavel, you know. En garde!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Cupid and Targets

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Beware of Don"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Its your archeries'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Tortured Plank

Weapens of Mass Instruction

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"He's networking again!"