Fencing Aficionado Gifts

"There's no way that foil is regulation!"

A Woman Shopping.

"Never thought I'd live to see the day when there'd be fencing on the open range."

'There was some benefit from the punto to his naris.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'So who needs sonar?!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Beware of Don"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Its your archeries'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Tortured Plank

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"He's networking again!"

William Tell in his younger years.

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."