Fencing Fanatics Gifts

The Marks of Zorro

Garden Fencing

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Bull charging a fisherman

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Swords for Making America Great Again

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Dentists on Holiday

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Businessman fences with three others.

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Fencing Venn Graph

Fisherman Funneral

'I wouldn't mind a bite now and then.'

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'