Fencing Fanatics Gifts

The Marks of Zorro

Garden Fencing

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Bull charging a fisherman

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Swords for Making America Great Again

Dentists on Holiday

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Businessman fences with three others.

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'I wouldn't mind a bite now and then.'

Fencing Venn Graph

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Fisherman Funneral

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

'It has to have tall fences.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"They said you'd be challenging."

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!