Fence Fanatic Gifts

'Down a few volts yet Harry!'

'I told you the electric fence would come in handy.'

'This is not really in the spirit of our informal boundary agreement.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Tortured Plank

The maintaining different types of fence.

"I built this barbed wire fence to keep away unwelcome guests like insurance salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, or my mother-in-law. I call it 'The Hungarian Method'."

Beware of the Dog

"I forgot to tell you this morning, I'm pulling that fence down and building a wall."

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Alternative fielding positions

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Swords for Making America Great Again

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

Businessman fences with three others.

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

The Neighbours from Hell....

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'It has to have tall fences.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"They said you'd be challenging."

Sparrow of Prey

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"