Fence Chat Fanatic Gifts

The Neighbours from Hell....

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Beware of Don"

Woman on the phone.

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Tortured Plank

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Swords for Making America Great Again

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Businessman fences with three others.

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Why are you here?

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Desert Island Gossipping

'Are you accusing my dog of identity theft?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Airport Literature

Peace Fighting

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

Things get heated at the outing.

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?